spiderman sheets

Another word for immature dorks who are cocky.

"That guy at the bar last night was such a tool."
"Yeah, spiderman sheets."

by brecky August 21, 2007

Beep the sheets

Though occasionally mistaken for a bawdy or inappropriate action, to 'beep the sheets' is something considerably less dramatic. It's no 'suck me buzzy,' that's for damned sure!

After an evening out, Jeese was excited to get home with Renee and beep the sheets.

The church group went to a small village in Nicaragua where they hoped to beep the sheets.

by DJ Jewdiculous November 8, 2010

pre-sheet

The pre preparation of toilet roll lengths prior to the requirement of wipage to speed up the process of rectal cleansing

Before I need to wipe my bum I always pre-sheet

by eemocham June 7, 2017

Sheet Ripper

An especially obnoxious fart. Often attributed to the sound, reminiscent of the sound a sheet of cloth makes when torn

"Steve let out a real sheet ripper last night, I thought he'd shat the bed.

by Smilin Wanderer March 16, 2018

shitting sheets

the time during which someone is a baby or very young. comes from how babies tend to poop in their sheets.

Dinosaurs were around when Larry King was shitting sheets.

by purplehater October 19, 2008

sheet snake

Sheet snake: what you call a males penis when he lays between the sheets.

We were just laying, cuddling in the bed when all of the sudden I was bitten by a sheet snake! F

by E - n - M #Q20 April 1, 2020

balance the sheets

To create even teams in order to avoid one side being more dominant over the other.

"Man, this game is so one-sided. We're gonna have to balance the sheets on this shit."

by Harrington Scruffs January 23, 2008