poople-snapper

a politer way of saying shit eater

you poople-snapper

by andrew brown November 24, 2003

Mother Stapper

a substitute for using Mother Fucker

you dirty little Mother Stapper

by Wolfie1984 October 3, 2009

bitch snapper

someone who likes to slap girl dogs

ur a bitch snapper meany

by woodyactor May 17, 2010

Optimistic Shopper

The opposite of a smart shopper. One who tends to spend their money frequently using their optimistic senses.

I buy a lot of different things because I am an optimistic shopper, and frankly I'm quite proud of it.

by Whatsup123 May 15, 2011

Boot Slapper

Soldiers must dig a 12" cat hole with their entrenching tool to defecate in the woods. When you drop a turd too long and hard for the cathole you dug for it, it inevitably topples sideways onto your boot.

Q: Did everything come out all right?
A: it was a real boot slapper

by all american 82 July 8, 2011

Sympathetic shipper

A sympathetic shipper, in the world of fandom, is one whose shipping behaviour comes from joining in with their friends and peers. As a result, they generally have a wide range of ships, but are less obsessive over them. It is unusual for them to have an OTP as they can switch quickly between ships for different conversations.

Sympathetic shippers should not be thought of as copycats or people just trying to fit in/be cool. They are able to enjoy a wider variety of ships than most traditional fans, but this enjoyment is still genuine.

Friend one: Frodo and Sam are so cute together!
Sympathetic shipper: I know right? That scene on the mountain!

Friend two: Oh my goodness, Merlin and Arthur in that episode.
Sympathetic shipper: Oh, completely. MERTHUR <3

by Platana January 17, 2013

Phantom Shopper

A person who Bids, or agrees to Buy something, but never pays for or shows up to get the item.

Hey that's a nice xbox you have there. Ill buy if Friday if you will hold it for me.
Friday gets here, and I do not return so I am a Phantom Shopper.

by mattballew May 15, 2015