Shart-Sniffle

When you shit yourself so hard thinking that it was a fart, that your nose drips a little afterwards.

Does anyone have a Kleenex? Ryan Shart-sniffled again and needs to wipe some stuff.

by Repressed Humor Issues April 9, 2026

The Shart Rule

This is a nationally recognized rule that all persons are allowed two sharts a year without receiving any slander. Once an individual reaches the age of 50, one shart is added to their yearly limit(3 total sharts). Once this individual hits 70 they awarded unlimited sharts. If said person exceeds the shart limit they are then subject to slander. If said individual does not reach the quota, there are no rollover sharts.

“Did you hear that Ryan broke the shart rule? That’s 2 years in a row!”

“I just sharted myself , only one more until I have surpassed the shart rule.”

by Bowel movements of America July 13, 2021

Mouth Shart

When you burp and you get the taste of puke. Similar to a shart, where one farts and a little shit comes out, but in the mouth area.

Guy 1: *Burp* Oh shit, i just made a mouth shart
Guy 2: Aw, you want some Sprite?

by Diego Chinchilla May 9, 2010

Tally Hall Shart Gif

A gif of a man violently sharting inside a bathroom stall. With a caption in impact font saying "Tally Hall" which is a reference to a popular band of the same name. This gif is commonly used for it's shock factor in discord servers. Mainly the occult V2 (previously known as r/lemon demon)

some dude: Hey you seen the tally hall shart gif?
other dude: no
some dude: *posts said gif*

by cabinet ass April 30, 2021

Fart, Fart, Shart

A game of chance one plays alone, or in a group. First one to shart, loses. Traditionnally, one finds themself embroiled in a game of Fart, Fart, Shart after dining on Chipotle or similar faire.

Kids play 'Duck, Duck, Goose.' Men play 'Fart, Fart, Shart'.

by JohnnyApocalypse November 9, 2016

jumped the shart

It's like jumping the shark but worse. Not only does the show now suck but it's sticky and smells like shit. Not to mention it ruined a pair of good shorts.

Diff'rent Strokes was great until they introduced that annoying little redheaded kid. Now that show is shit - it defintely "jumped the shart".

by shartilingus March 29, 2009

vagina shart

When one has a yeast infection and queefs causing a cottage cheese like discharge to splatter out.

That bitch totally vagina sharted in my face while i was goin down.

by brokatmil November 9, 2010