A place where you go to take notes on a piece of paper, in which then you are given another piece of paper you have to fill out called “homework.” after that, you will be given yet another piece of paper to fill out called an “exam.” After repeating that for 12 years, you fill out thousands of pieces of paper only to be given yet another piece of paper called a “diploma.”
If you decide to go to college, you will be repeatedly be given the same pieces of paper to fill out for yet another four years, along with yet another piece of paper called “student loan debt.”
If you decide to go to college, you will be repeatedly be given the same pieces of paper to fill out for yet another four years, along with yet another piece of paper called “student loan debt.”
(After graduation)
Boss: Aight, I need you to build me a bridge
Graduate: ohh, you mean on a piece of paper?
Boss: Dafuq, no, I mean an actual bridge that people can walk on.
Graduate: ahh I see, (folds a couple of pieces of paper together in a row) Tadaa!!!
Boss: omg, you’re fired.
Graduate: What?? Then how the hell am I gonna pay for my 60,000$ debt?
Boss: Idk, if school giving you all of those pieces of paper made you so smart, then you should be able to figure it out.
Boss: Aight, I need you to build me a bridge
Graduate: ohh, you mean on a piece of paper?
Boss: Dafuq, no, I mean an actual bridge that people can walk on.
Graduate: ahh I see, (folds a couple of pieces of paper together in a row) Tadaa!!!
Boss: omg, you’re fired.
Graduate: What?? Then how the hell am I gonna pay for my 60,000$ debt?
Boss: Idk, if school giving you all of those pieces of paper made you so smart, then you should be able to figure it out.
by Boss 7067 January 30, 2022
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school ;the place where dreams die
person 1) hey dude where are you going?
person 2) *coughs* hell *coughs*
person 1) ...school?
person 2) ...
person 1) ... same
person 1) hey dude where are you going?
person 2) *coughs* hell *coughs*
person 1) ...school?
person 2) ...
person 1) ... same
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The prison your mom drops you off for sixteen years. Overrated in cartoons, television shows and movies. Too much homework to handle.
The prison your mom drops you off for sixteen years. Overrated in cartoons, television shows and movies. Too much homework to handle.
Younger me: oh wow, I can’t wait to go to school! I’m going to meet so many new friends!
Mom: yeah, goodbye honey!
Me, five years later: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Mom: yeah, goodbye honey!
Me, five years later: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by Not the smartest person October 5, 2020
Get the School mug.A place were they say you go to learn but actually they just get like shia lebouf. Also you cant have your phone out but all the teachers do is text while you work.
Teacher: "are you aloud to have your phone out in class?" student: "no,but i was just checking the Teacher: your talking back go to the office. School is a place of misery
by Mr.memememe May 5, 2017
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Dude 2: Oh, school
Dude 1: But I don't want to go to hell
Dude 2: Ya same but we didn't sign up for it as well, are parents did
Dude 2: Oh, school
Dude 1: But I don't want to go to hell
Dude 2: Ya same but we didn't sign up for it as well, are parents did
by jeef1012 January 30, 2019
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