Messi-Ronaldo

You take a girl back to her place, get into the bedroom, donkey kick her in the fucking teeth, and leave through the fire escape

Yo, I gave this girl the hardest Messi-Ronaldo last night. She called me the next day, but I couldn’t figure out what she wanted, so I went back and gave her another Messi-Ronaldo.

by Messi-Ronaldo ;) April 15, 2019

The Ronald Reagan

When you piss on someone and steal their money (represents how Ronald Reagan screwed the economy)

Also giving someone crack after stealing the persons money

Jimmy: Hey, that guy just did The Ronald Reagan on me!

Jamal: I don't care, I got free crack!

by MF_FK0 September 13, 2020

Cristiano Ronaldo

A player who lives rent free in more than millions of humans heads..does not possess the technical elegance of Ronaldo Nazario nor the ability to create amazing chances like Messi but is still the GOAT
He is clutch af

Cristiano Ronaldo is the best of all time. Nothing else

by FluffyMelon January 23, 2021

Effie Ronald

Turkey

Effie Ronald = turkey

by Turkry May 15, 2021

effie ronald

A tall, brown, Turkey guy u met on discord

"get the fuck out of here turkey." - Ria
turkey = effie ronald

by moo_ismooing May 15, 2021

cristiano ronaldo

better than eden hazard

why real madrid cf never won a ucl after 2018?
- cristiano ronaldo left

by idkwhattosaylmao September 14, 2021

Jeffery Ronald antony francias

You're lucky and blessed if you have a Jeffery Ronald Antony Francias with you. He's best at singing and dancing. His dishes would leave you awestruck. He's a great chef. His partner is so much blessed. He is rare. And he has 6 pieces of dark chocolate below his chest. He is hard and hot. He acts the cutest to his close ones. After all, he is a gem.

What is Best?

Its Jeffery Ronald Antony Francias

by anonymous November 22, 2021