Pole Roach

A stripper or pole dancer who is far past her prime, either due to age, drugs, lack of fitness or general misuse, who has yet to realize how unattractive she is not only on stage, but as a human being.

"That pole roach on the side stage is HIDEOUS!!" or "The mustachioed stripper on the side stage is a complete pole roach. Who the fuck hired her?"

by J.Lindsay December 18, 2012

german roach

A very small joint roach from a pinner doob, rolled by a sorry ass non smoker. (Only suitable for smoking in the shoe/hole if incarcerated.)

That lame ass, non-smoking, skimp joint rolling ass motherfucker is smoking a German roach.

by Al Lee Gater November 30, 2017

Roach

When the blunt is shorter than your thumb.

I just shmoked a roach

by Agent23__ April 18, 2017

Dope Roach

1) Someone who scrounges the dirty floor for meth droppings like a cockroach does for food.

Look at this dope roach carpet surfing for some meth i dropped..

by Duffs Dad May 15, 2024

Covid roach

People named owen like roaches when they have covid

Owen has a new fetish of being a covid roach

by Braydendecker May 31, 2022

Dumb roach

a phrase created by two baddies jakalyn and kaydie specifically meaning an stupid idiot that is ugly asf or it can be used towards your best mfckin friend

Oh my gawd you dumb roach!

by the baddest baddie there is November 25, 2020

Roaching

To throw ass in a manner so nasty that even the roaches are disgusted

Im roaching so hard right now! / I seem to have roached all over you, my apologies.

by Notsoswift September 23, 2025