River ridge high school

a bunch of ghetto white boys, many girls are hoes, the building 4 bathrooms are full of nic and pens

i hate river ridge high school

by cxvzq September 5, 2021

Joan Rivers Doubletake

When you see clothing so bad, you can't help but doubletake.

That all-denim get-up is a Joan Rivers Doubletake waiting to happen.

Damn, Rivers'd! He looks like a Karate school dropout that couldn't afford the long pants. Or belts. Or decent hair dye.

by RayBeaverFaceFixMyPrinter September 5, 2007

Crystal River Middle School

Crystal river middle school is full of redneck who try to act black and a place full of racist teacher and fat men and sex offenders and a lot of judgy people

MOM:Hey wanna go to Crystal River Middle School?
ME:No because the school is infested with wanna be’s

by Teaspilleralery263673 September 21, 2019

Go swimming in the river

What you do to celebrate, esp. after getting a medal in the Olympics

We're gonna go swimming in the river tonight, that's what I'm talking about! USA third place!

by jaf1230 October 8, 2008

sending mandela down the river

Taking a large dump and flushing the toilet a few times to get the entire contents down the pipe

"Where's Tony, we have a meeting in 2 minutes!" - "he's sending mandela down the river, he should be out in a minute"

by Greg The Keg May 1, 2009

The Charles River

The Charles River is a form of Jungle Juice that is made of roughly a half of bottle of Everclear, a half litter of Tequila, roughly 6 cans of light beer, a mixture of pink lemonade and yellow lemonade and some packets of sugar. It looks extremely nasty but it gets the job done. Also if you throw a condom in the mix it will look like The Charles River in Boston.

Guy1: Dude, that Jungle Juice looks like the fucking Charles River
Guy 2: Dude, it IS the Charles River; it'll get you fucked up.

by HBoston January 31, 2010

Losing your glasses in the river

The tendency to be cataclysmicly upset while drunk over something that would only be mildly irritating while sober.

Symptoms include forming irrational conclusions, like "im going to jail, im going to lose my house, im going to have my dog reposesed.

That girl lost her damn glasses in the river last night.
or

You are losing your glasses in the river right now.

by redlizzieliz February 10, 2010