Crystal river middle school is full of redneck who try to act black and a place full of racist teacher and fat men and sex offenders and a lot of judgy people
MOM:Hey wanna go to Crystal River Middle School?
ME:No because the school is infested with wanna be’s
ME:No because the school is infested with wanna be’s
by Teaspilleralery263673 September 21, 2019
A horrible school in Crystal River, FL.
Notable Groups and individuals:
•Rednecks: They can't read or write. They love to kill animals. Most of them are backwards and hate gay people.
•Emos: Everyone treats them like sh*t. Most have depression but can't get treatment, bullying makes it worse.
•Jocks: Many "Jocks" are "Rednecks", but not all. All jocks love to bully gay people.
• Popular Kids: Half rich kids/Half drug addicts.
•Tommy Sparks: A stinky-republican who dresses in khakis, works to ruin the lives of poor people( he wants to starve us by taking away food stamps/ he wants to put homeless peoplein jail), wants to ban Tik Tok, and spends his time with old politicians( trying to cut taxes on the rich/ ban Tik tok) and his boyfriend Kaige.
•Teacher Epstein: I think he is racist against black kids. He loves to yell at kids who just want to have fun.
•Mrs. Stringer: Loves to put all kids into detention, no matter the color of there skin.
• Mr. Roland: Loves to say " go to student services".
Notable Groups and individuals:
•Rednecks: They can't read or write. They love to kill animals. Most of them are backwards and hate gay people.
•Emos: Everyone treats them like sh*t. Most have depression but can't get treatment, bullying makes it worse.
•Jocks: Many "Jocks" are "Rednecks", but not all. All jocks love to bully gay people.
• Popular Kids: Half rich kids/Half drug addicts.
•Tommy Sparks: A stinky-republican who dresses in khakis, works to ruin the lives of poor people( he wants to starve us by taking away food stamps/ he wants to put homeless peoplein jail), wants to ban Tik Tok, and spends his time with old politicians( trying to cut taxes on the rich/ ban Tik tok) and his boyfriend Kaige.
•Teacher Epstein: I think he is racist against black kids. He loves to yell at kids who just want to have fun.
•Mrs. Stringer: Loves to put all kids into detention, no matter the color of there skin.
• Mr. Roland: Loves to say " go to student services".
I hate you!!! Go to Crystal River middle school!!!
by IloveCats!!! April 23, 2023