I should be doing my homework right now

When you're literally on youtube or urban dictionary submitting definitions when you should probably start writing your essay due in three hours.

You thinking to yourself: Man, I've been using my precious minutes playing 2048 and snake though such has never seemed as interesting when I wasn't supposed to be doing homework. Gosh Fesfhck, I should be doing my homework right now. AAAAAÁAÆhhhhahaaaaaaahhhhhh.

by BigFatDuck January 25, 2020

young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time

young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probably wasting your time is another meaning of your fucked while your leaving most of your not needed but meaningful life span behind.

"young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time" the author told the readers while they where regretting there life choices

by UwuDirtyPotato November 23, 2020

We'll be right back

The sentence you'll most frequently hear on radio on tv.

(5 mins into the programme)
Ladies and Gentlemen, we'll be right back after this....
(commercial break)
(5 minutes after commercial break)
Stick around, we'll be right back!
(commercial break)
...and repeat this sequence til the end of the show.

by GraingerX August 8, 2008

No you're right.

when you are in an argument with someone and both of you believe you are correct. So to try and end it you say "no you're right." with little emotion and a bit of sarcasm. it might seem like your giving in but your really just saying "your stupid, shut up im right."

Henry: Man the Leafs are way better than the Red Wings they've won more cup then them.

Richard: So they haven't won a cup in over 50 years bro! And Detroit has so many all stars on their team and have won so many cup recently.

Henry: That doesn't matter, the Leaf's franchise is still better.

Richard: Dude their franchise is rubbish right now and they're almost in last like every year. Brian Burke hasn't done a fuckin thing as GM except lose and the same goes for any other coach or GM in decades.

Henry: That doesn't matter man they're better than Detroit, they have good players but they're just not playing good..

Richard: ...no you're right.

Henry: Whaat??

Richard: No you're right. Ya the Leafs are the best.

Henry:K..

by JDyck February 23, 2011

Fuck me right in the pussy

A line used to interrupt television news reporters.

Reporter : 10 people were killed in a
Passerby : Fuck me right in the pussy.
Reporter : Sorry for that.

by Cocksucker99999 May 30, 2018

The customer is always right

A maxim in the retail industry wherein a customer is first priority. The sentence is a logical fallacy because it never assumes that a customer can lie, (They do. A lot.) have unrealistic expectations, (They do. A lot.) make ridiculous demands, (They do. A lot.) or even flat-out abuse the staff member in question just because. (They... Well, you get the idea.) As a result, this mindset has led to many, many, MANY instances of customers acting like entitled jackasses because they think it will get them what they want.

"The customer is always right?" More like, "The customer is usually a moron and an asshole."

by Intelligence001 February 22, 2020

Fuck her right in the pussy

Something all teenage boys wish they could actually achieve

"You know that girl Tina? I want to fuck her right in the pussy"

"You're like.. Twelve"

by Okayno1234 January 4, 2015