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Ratchet

Female version of a tool.
Can be used to describe something that looks slutty or trashy.
"Dude, don't sleep with her! She is one of the biggest ratchets!"
"I am looking really ratchet! I need to go clean up."
by VitalK February 15, 2010
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Look at how she act and dress... She so ratchet.
by dChante May 16, 2011
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that fe gotta 14 inch weave...ratchet ass breezy...
by jeRkinIzaHaBbit October 6, 2009
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ratched

to look
-funky
-a hot mess

to smell
-stank
-bad
-like ass

When you think something is gay or messed
up.

This word is usually used by black people.
(A ma nigga did you smell dat trick?!

Yeah fool, she was smellin RATCHED YO!!!)

(Teacher:Ok kids u have a 4 page essay

Boy:Man das some ratched ass shit ma nigga!)

Girl my hair was lookin a hot funky mess yestaday

I know.... you was lookin ratcheddd!!!
by T.Jizzle Baby March 27, 2009
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One who fucks your boyfriend while sleeping. A dirty swamp donkey that inevitably will screw any possible person at any given time.

More effective when used in Central Point, Oregon while driving in a car or on facebook.
by ohnoshedi'inntt July 1, 2011
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Reach Around

Occurs when a prison bitch or a homosexual male is on the receiving end of getting fucked in the ass while the male fucking him simutaneously reaches around, grabs his receiver's cock and jerks him off.
Big Bubba really liked the way his white collar convict prison bitch Joey moved, pushed and worked his mangina; so he treated to Joey to a reach around.
by slicksal October 24, 2006
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Halo: Reach

Halo: Reach is a game made by Bungie Studios and was the prequel to Halo: Combat Evolved. It was supposed to be the greatest Halo title, but turned out to be terrible. It broke its own canon many times and introduced many new features that were terrible.
They broke the original Halo gameplay so badly that the golden triangle (guns, grenades, melee) turned into a square made out of moldy turds (Armor abilities, guns, grenade spam, sprint melee).
They removed many features that made what Halo was and removed dual wielding, and the most iconic weapon of Halo: The SMG. The Battle Rifle was also removed and replaced with a new, more overpowered weapon.
Bungie also brought back the health system which made sense, but made grenades way more powerful, without changing them.

The game was overall terrible and only ran for a few weeks off of hype. The game couldn't even hold #1 game on Xbox LIVE for more than a few weeks. Every other Halo game accomplished this for years, and even when they were not #1, they were still pretty high up.

There is a conspiracy where Bungie intentionally made Halo: Reach a bad game because they didn't want the fans to miss them and so 343 Industries could have an easy time winning over the fanbase and selling Halo games by turning Reach into something playable and remaking the first Halo game without changing a thing.
Guy: Halo: Reach is gonna be great!

*Plays Reach*

DEEUUAAUUEGH!!!!1!!11!!1!1
by SpitShine Tommy November 4, 2011
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