runner

someone who's about to experience a loose fecal event; a Hershey squirt.

"watch out we've got a runner! I hope it's not a rim shot"

by ShadiR December 20, 2008

Runner's High

A supposed "high" attained by release of endorphins during and after high amounts of aerobic activity. Possibly developed in the 1960's as a way to get the drug addicts of the class to exercise. Current research indicates no high is ever achieved via this method, and so can efficiently labeled "Bullshit".

Fred: Hey man! Lets go for a run and get a runner's high!
Me: You're an idiot. Go take some LSD.
Fred(tripping): OH MY GOD!!!! THE COLORS ARE TALKING TO ME!!!!

by yourmomisgreat69 April 7, 2009

runner

Runner a woman who has sex with anybody for a little of nothing

There goes that runner she got down with the crew for a blunt,she had sex for a bag of weed with mutiple partners.

by Rick Party February 5, 2017

good runner

something very good indeed

that sex last night was good runner!

by sowie April 29, 2003

Speed Runner

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.

Flippy_0: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl

by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016

Blade Runner

An incredibly boring & tedious film starring Harrison Ford. It is of the 'film noir' and 1980's sci-fi genre.

Understandably, the film performed terribly at the American Box-Office, grossing a mere $6 million in its' first week, and was widely criticised by film critics.

Person 1: I'm watching Blade Runner in class today.

Person 2: Watching a blank screen would be a more pleasant and interesting experience.

by MPF-FILM-NOIR-MONT-BLANC March 27, 2009

runner

1) noun: Used extensively on the LIFFE floor to describe the junior employees who did the menial jobs. Often derogatory. Qualifications for female runners were few, and centred around expected giving out of sexual favours.

I can't be arsed to get my lunch, where's a runner?

by Big Simes January 22, 2003