dick retarded 

A dick so good it makes you retarded!

He is so good, has me dick retarded for sure.

dick retarded by Peachy dimples January 16, 2018

i am retarded

You are implying that yourself has an intellect with problems

*Jake Paul looking in the mirror*: I am retarded

i am retarded by Tw4 February 23, 2018

beyond ultra retarded 

The apex of retardation. The absolute most retarded a person can ever be. This is the highest possible retard level there is.

John: I am so pissed off at you right now because I forgot my laptop at home.
Owen: Are you beyond ultra retarded? You got pissed off at me for something you did.

beyond ultra retarded by Samarium November 23, 2020

my computer is acting retarded 

An excuse to get off of AIM or any instant messaging service when you don't want to talk to someone. Very effective, because everyone's computer acts retarded sometimes.

Jane: You know Amy, I'm so glad I can talk to you. You're the only person who really understands my relationship problems with Mike.

Amy: Yeah. My computer is acting retarded so don't be surprised if I suddenly log off AIM.

my computer is acting retarded by I hate boring chats March 17, 2009

Socially Retarded 

This is when someone lacks the social skills that normal people developed in high school. They missed out on normal socialization because they were outcasts, more than likely because they were physically unattractive, but that is not always the case. Attractive people can be affected by this when they are only liked BECAUSE of their looks and nothing else. Usually occurs in males. Excessive internet use is also a dominant cause.

So I met a boy and I was trying to hang out with him:

me: Hey, since we only hang out at bars, how 'bout you go to this thing with me?

him: I'm going to that with my friends April 7th!

. . . . .
(Silence)

me: Okay, well I hope you guys have fun.

If he wasn't into me, this would have just been an asshole move, but apparently he WAS into me and just a fucking idiot because now he's my boyfriend.

P.S. Even when I brought up how socially retarded that was he still did not invite me.

Socially Retarded by Kwiatkowski May 22, 2006

Miley Retarded 

A nick name given to Miley Cyrus by the haters of Miley Cyrus because she is a retarded redneck cunt whore.

She's Miley Retarded.

Miley Retarded by Judge dredd7 June 22, 2011

physically retarded

Mentally Retarded but physically.

Nick is physically retarded.

physically retarded by waitnoimnothim December 2, 2015