ranch catcher

A man of questionable sexual orientation

My friend doesn't like women anymore. He is becoming a ranch catcher.

by imadethisword2 November 24, 2013

ranch dipper

A fat country girl who sleeps around

Did you see the girl on party down south? She's a ranch dipper!!

by Vincenzo925 October 5, 2015

Ranch Dance

After consuming Pizza Ranch the urge to poo is like a kick to the stomach. You squeeze your cheeks and hope the bathroom is open.

I had to do the Ranch Dance to not shit my pants.

by Nobody-important September 14, 2016

ranchy carrot

When you masturbate and (usually out of panic) reapply your pants before proper cleaning.

Oh man, Matt had such a ranchy carrot.

by Riedisawesome November 12, 2016

Ranchekin

A ramekin the size of a bowl big enough to fit an entire bottle of ranch dressing because you realize that a normal sized ramekin filled with ranch is not enough to support the copious amounts of food directly dependent on the universal flavor enhancer/condiment/dip known as ranch dressing. (i.e. buffalo wings, pizza, waffle fries, breadsticks, cheese curds, juicy lucy burgers, fried mac n cheese balls, fried anything balls, etc.)

Waiter: Is there anything else i can get you folks?
Scottie: Yes, can i get two extra napkins, a bib, the channel changed to ESPN and a ranchekin please? Thanks!!

by Cheeky Mirth March 1, 2017

ranch house

A person with only one story (or one story about something).

Mike is such a ranch house every time he tells that same story about he and Dino and that famous dj couldn't, to their shock, get into the Freakin' after party.

by Aplusplus March 30, 2017

ranch stache

When your fucked up and you lick a bowl of ranch and have some on your face

Man, that bro over there has a ranch stache.

by Lord Anthony October 22, 2017