Captain Queef

A title attributed to a female who navigates through sexual intercourse with consistent and audible gusts of vaginal air.

A woman who queefs a lot

"Thanks for the ride, Captain Queef. What's on tv?"

by Dr. Silly Penis August 27, 2009

Queef Latina

A musical Mexican pussy fart.

You see that hot Mexican chick over there? She smells like a Queef Latina.

by Lizdawg October 1, 2017

Grundle-queef

In serious cases the partition between the anal passage and the vaginal passage can become compromised and fecal matter can pass into the vagina.

Thus when a queef (or vaginal flatulence) occurs, it smells of fecal matter, quite similar to a fart.

This is the grundle-queef. Named for the common ground.

Woman 1: Oh shit I just queefed
Woman 2: So?
<pause>
Woman 2: Oh god, is that a grundle-queef?

by grundletrouble January 31, 2010

Queef Cakes

Queef - term which refers to vaginal flatulence and ensuing execretment

"Katherine had to change her pants because they were full of Queef Cakes."

by remt April 28, 2007

Queef

To mess up terribly in a video game, sport, or any type of activity.

John: Wow, Peter just queefed in NHL so bad.
Ben: Yeah he just missed a wide open net!
John: QUEEF!

by The queefster August 3, 2010

super queef

a queef so powerful it can spawn life

on the 7th day, God super queefed humanity into existence

by tanner atwater September 25, 2007

Queef Jerky

An expulsion of air when a man jerks off (or is being jerked off) with lube or lotion and creates a farting sound.

Stacy made a farting sound with my dick while giving me a hand job; she called it a queef jerky.

by James Longfellow February 5, 2010