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Awkward potion

An awkward potion is the name of potions in Minecraft that are used as a base for all other potions to be brewed.

this is when one of your friends makes things uncomfortable or weird while being social (makes things awkward)
tup: yo they weren't that hot

Kyle: "bro they dipped because you were standing there like you took and awkward potion.

Tim : "yo nice sack bro but not in a gay way"
dom: "what did you take an awkward potion before you got here?"
by Gods Dog July 29, 2021
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melissa photiou

omg melissa photiou is so cracked at valorant
by melissas secret crush January 6, 2022
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puoti Pooti poutine pootie pootie-tang Potion pootin' pooticles Pootine pooting

imposter potion

legend says that when the imposter potion is drunk the person grows into an amongus imposter.
Timothy drank imposter potion over the weekend, now he's red and sus
by xxslayer9000xx March 30, 2022
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Gay Potion

I made a gay potion at Reza's house
by Badussy Lover 51 August 20, 2022
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The Potion of Youth

As Johan's birthday approached, Malte and Vilmer knew they wanted to give him a special gift. They had heard rumors of a powerful potion of youth that could restore youth and vitality to even the oldest person, and they knew that this would be the perfect gift for their dear friend.

But obtaining the potion would be no easy feat. The potion was said to be guarded by a powerful wizard who lived in a castle deep in the mountains. The wizard was known to be highly skilled in magic, and had many traps and obstacles in place to keep intruders out.

Malte knew that his toffel shoes would come in handy for the journey, allowing him to move swiftly and quietly through the wizard's castle. Vilmer, on the other hand, was confident that his love for pork would provide the distraction they needed to get past the wizard's guards.

Together, the trio set out on their quest. As they made their way through the mountains, Malte's toffel shoes allowed him to easily navigate treacherous terrain, while Vilmer used his pork to distract any animals that crossed their path.

When they finally arrived at the wizard's castle, they found that it was heavily guarded. But Vilmer had a plan. He cooked up a delicious pulled pork sandwich and set it out as bait, luring the guards away from their posts.
With the guards distracted, Malte used his toffel shoes to sneak into the castle undetected. He navigated the twisting corridors and avoided the wizard's traps until he finally found the potion of youth.

But just as Malte was about to take the potion, he was caught by the wizard. The wizard was furious that Malte had made it so far into his castle and was about to take his prized possession.

Vilmer heard the commotion and rushed to Malte's aid, brandishing a pork chop as a weapon. He used his love for pork to distract the wizard, giving Malte the opportunity to grab the potion and escape.

With the potion of youth in hand, the trio made their way back to Johan's home. They presented the potion to Johan, who was overjoyed at the thoughtful gift.

Thanks to Malte's toffel shoes and Vilmer's love for pork, they were able to overcome the obstacles and obtain the potion of youth for their friend. It was just another adventure in the life of the amazing Toffelhjälte Malte Wegbratt and his trusty sidekick Vilmer Andersson.
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 15, 2023
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Miracle potion

Doctor Mike's new definition of Detox, a miracle potion.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, did you see that new detox smoothie on TikTok?"
Guy 2:"You mean that stupid miracle potion? Please, it doesn't do anything."
by unfortunate anemo August 14, 2024
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Goku potion

A potion that is so delicious it gives you a ki boost irl, but as a side-effect you get diabetes. If you chug it you are gifted ultra instinct but at rhe price of your life
Jeremy drank the goku potion but he passed out shortly after, it was too powerful for him
by Blaze the dragon November 7, 2023
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