by Kingkink April 27, 2009
Get the grizzly punchmug. An accurately, but unintentionally placed punch below the belt line, with the aggressor usually being a child and the victim being a male, either the childs age or older.
The ideally placed zipper punch will render the victim helpless as he assumes the fetal position after immediately falling down. This is then promptly followed by any number of grunts, groans, tears, and sometimes laughter.
The ideally placed zipper punch will render the victim helpless as he assumes the fetal position after immediately falling down. This is then promptly followed by any number of grunts, groans, tears, and sometimes laughter.
My daughter and I were roughhousing the other day and she leveled me with a Zipper Punch. And I almost passed out. Atta girl.
by HigherThanAMile November 15, 2010
Get the Zipper Punchmug. Guy# 1: Your Late! What Have You Been Doing?
Guy# 2: You Know How Kelly Broke Up With Me?
Guy# 1: Yeah.
Guy# 2: Well, As I Was Walking Through Woods To Get Home, I Sorta Though About It, And Began Punch Dancing.
Guy# 1: I Totatlly Understand, I Was Late Too Because I Was Punch Dancing.
Guy# 2: Why Were You Punch Dancing?
Guy# 1: Because Kelly Broke Up With Me!
Guy# 2: You Cheeky Bastard!
Guy# 2: You Know How Kelly Broke Up With Me?
Guy# 1: Yeah.
Guy# 2: Well, As I Was Walking Through Woods To Get Home, I Sorta Though About It, And Began Punch Dancing.
Guy# 1: I Totatlly Understand, I Was Late Too Because I Was Punch Dancing.
Guy# 2: Why Were You Punch Dancing?
Guy# 1: Because Kelly Broke Up With Me!
Guy# 2: You Cheeky Bastard!
by Jizzy Julian September 21, 2009
Get the Punch Dancingmug. by lil mal November 4, 2008
Get the pepsi punchmug. The punching game is when you and your opponent choose a part of the body, usually the upper arm, and you punch each other in the same spot as hard as you can until one of you quits.
Ben and Jerry played the "punching game". Ben won, because Jerry quit after his arm was deeply bruised and he could no longer take the pain. Ben now has to move up to play against someone else after he heals.
by Alien Illuminati September 15, 2013
Get the punching gamemug. When a chick comes up to you and thrusts her exposed genetalia forcefully (such as a punch) into your facial region.
by Rävën - Stormrage server U.S. December 29, 2011
Get the Clam Punchmug. A donkie punch is when you are fucking a girl in the ass, when you get close to ejaculating you punch her in the back of the head so her asshole clenches, making the orgasm feel much better.
by Stoodyy November 10, 2015
Get the donkie punchmug.