pokey

When you eat so much, you feel pokey.

I ate too many garlic-Parmesan wings from TGI-Fridays, my stomach feels pokey.

by Thomas the magnificent June 4, 2016

Pokey bum wank

To insert ones finger in and out of the anus whilst masterbating ones penis with the other hand (speed and deph of finger is upto pbw,sters preference)

Tom:have you heard about something called a pokey bum wank its all the rage ooop north any idea what it involves
Rich: yes its the act of slipping a appendage or inanimate object up ones anus whilst wanking the penis with the other hand

I was doing a prison sentence a normal wank just wasnt doing it for me after 6 months of repetitive standard wanking so I was looking to spice things upby using a finger or 2 after 3 months fingers became boring so I started a long trawl of finding inanimate objects to insert and rating them out of ten is my final ambition to write up a pbw guide of best objects to use for a pbw with a ratings scale of shitty fingers so electric toothbrush 9 and a half shitty fingers out of ten

by Jack Mehoff jizz mater general November 20, 2016

Pokey bum wank

An act of masturbation where you put your legs over your head and poke yourself in the bum

I was going to have a pokey bum wank today but I'm going to Spencer's house

by Pls1234 February 3, 2017

Puke-inducer

The Puke-inducer: A signature alcoholic cocktail, typically ordered during a house party, or similar festive occasion. The drink consists of a multitude of various spirits, accompanied by a single cube of ice. It is a rare and authentic beverage, typically served at a college party with limited range and variety in alcohol selection. It's aftermath results in that of vomiting.

Bartender: "Would you like a Puke-inducer? "
Bar Patron: "My girlfriend just left me...make it a double."

by K8ty07 May 29, 2017

pokey

My favorite thing in the whole world! (Pokey is my favorite thing in the whole everything)

Name* Is obsessed with Pokey.

by Vinny snøw April 23, 2018

Puke n Poke

When you stop and stick your tongue in her butt hole and sniff it right after, then you're ready to hurl on her back and use the overflow for lube.

"Bro Jim smells like dick, pussy, and puke tonight wtf?"

"He musta hit his girl with the old puke n poke last night."
"Oh he's always running out of lube, dirty bastard."
"I HATE when he tongue punches her fart box just to puke for lube while he's deep in the poon!"

by get arrested March 7, 2018

Puke

1. A song by Eminem
2. Vomit

Me: Ugh I feel sick...
You: You okay dude?
Me: N-*pukes*ow..
You: Holy Shit!

by Alex(male) February 12, 2020