such a puerto rican

When a person of a different race other than an actual Puerto Rican displays actions of or relating to that of a real Puerto Rican and can speak fluent Spanish

Mamacita- I love rice and beans
Poonkin- You are "such a puerto rican"

When a person cant help but notice the hispanic section in a grocery store

by Poonkin October 6, 2009

puerto rican parade

when you throw garbage usually fast food out of the car window

"Hey john puerto rican parade that", or just "parade that"

by clarkstein January 14, 2008

Puerto Rican shotgun

the center seat front seat in a car or (especially) a pickup truck

I was driving. Jose had shotgun and Miguel had Puerto Rican shotgun.

by Michael Q Lopez June 11, 2005

Puerto Rican Shower

The act of covering your clothes/body with air freshener in order to remove body odor.

I had a date in 5 minutes but i didnt have time to shower, so i gave myself the old Puerto Rican Shower.

by dexers_lab July 27, 2009

Puerto Rican Kiss of Death

When pooping, you dick or balls hit the inside of the bowl.

I was droppin a deuce at Dawn's house when I got a Puerto Rican Kiss of Death.

by Dundalk Matt July 2, 2007

Puerto Rican Flag

Signs and symptoms of an STD, that generally come after sleeping with a dirty unhygienic Puerto Rican.

Two weeks after Kim had a one night stand with Carlos; her vagina looked like a Puerto Rican Flag.

by BIG76 May 24, 2007

Puerto Rican

A person that has parents/grandparents who where born in Puerto Rico or still live there. mostly (in the US at least) don't give a crap what people think of them and think they can do whatever they want. and if you end up walking in the same line as one move out of there way or you will collide, because everyone knows they are way better then everyone else

Puerto Rican typing: y0 nikka wnna hng ut 2dy.

by lololumad? August 7, 2012