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Processed meat

The act of masturbating, but instead of already being horny and just feeling like a wank, you have to touch yourself a lot just to achieve a boner. Thus, the achievement of an erection and subsequent ejaculation is wholly manufactured and processed, unlike the natural, and far more common "horny wank", customarily used to alleviate "blue balls". This processed meat is often called a "cold wank".
Dude A: I was so bored last night, I had some processed meat.

Dude B: Ah man, unlucky.
by shaneo632 October 4, 2008
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porcelain slammer

when a chick is throwing up bent over the toilet, the man comes up from behind her and throws it in-- hopefully causing the girl's head to slam into the back of the john.
dude, i caught my girlfriend booting last night, so i gave her the porcelain slammer.
by Markoo420 September 25, 2006
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Priceless Rockstar

When Zach Price chooses the best energy drink in the world over you. ROCKSTAT ENERGY. Because no one can compare to a Rockstar Energy Drink.
by Lon Johnson July 22, 2010
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price slash

1. Another word for awesome.

2. You can combine it WITH awesome and make it even better.
1) "Man, that was so price slash of you to drive me home last night."

2) "That party was so price slashing awesome!"
by Chrissy August 23, 2004
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pricey

A Rolls Royce car is pricey compared to a Ford
by billgrant June 14, 2004
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Price

noun: to over-estimate one's own self-worth. with particular reference to physical attractiveness, which includes: weight, hair, face, style and breast size.

includes overestimation of intelligence (possibly a mention of MENSA), disregard for others and the inability to identify one's flaws.

is self-obsessed and their ego grows every day.
"Man, I look so hot today!"
"Dude, you just did a price".
by Cotton-Eye-Joe May 19, 2009
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Probey

A member of a crew that will never earn the rank of man, talks way too damn much and has sex with a girl that looks like a twelve year old boy.
Probey! You're going to be a probey forever, now go buy me some damn beer!
by Brady Smash April 11, 2008
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