pettilish

Definition 1 : someone who is being both petty and childish

Definition 2 : someone who is sort of a pedophile

“You’re not a kid anymore, stop being pettilish”

“Those kids don’t even like you, stop being pettilish”

by maarjuana October 29, 2020

pettifer

Someone that adopts tiktok terms in everyday life.

Friend: I cheated on my boyfriend.

Pettifer: *slaps hand over mouth* WIG!

by periodsis December 3, 2020

Petting the dog

Anal Fingering.

Matt: I saw Preston petting the dog last night!

Preston: Damn weirdo.

by PencilBuzz July 16, 2023

dick petter

When you don't have a pet to pet, and just pet your boyfriends dick.

" I need a pet to pet, I got tired of being a dick petter. "

by SonnyInAKat December 10, 2016

I'm Petting My Dog

Specifically when a male masturbates or strokes his erect genitalia and would like someone to know it. Used mainly for describing to a significant other over phone calls or public that you are/have masturbating. The reason you would use this term and not just outright say it would be due to things like: They're parents are in the room, you're in a public place, they have you on phone speaker, etc.

"Hey,"
"Hey!"
"Am I on speaker?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Oh I'm just calling to let you know I'm petting my dog.."
"Oh..."
*Takes off speaker*

by HipstaSquirrel September 6, 2016

hold in the petty

To hold in the petty means to refrain from reacting to a situation/comment etc...

'I heard your ex boyfriend going out with Felicia with the big nose'
Me: *hold in the petty* 'oh that's cool, as long as he's happy'

by Roryyyyyuk April 11, 2017

pretty woman fuck

Having sex but with no kissing on the mouth, just like in the movie Pretty Woman where the hookers wouldn't kiss on the mouth.

She's got bad teeth. I'm gonna give her a pretty woman fuck.

by Jilina September 22, 2005