pre-pan

(noun) truncated for pre-pandemic

1. An era that occurred before the pandemic caused by the SARS-CoV-2 virus.

2. Earlier than sometime in March 2020 in North America, February in Europe or January in China.

3. A time period when we struggled to work & school from home and only wore masks for recreation.

We just do work happy hour via zoom, unlike pre-pan.

by justheretowatch March 24, 2022

pre-Dooced

Being disqualified for a job because your blog was read by a hiring individual at the company where you've applied.

Not being hired because of your blog. See Dooce.

Probably a good idea to keep your blog and your design website separate. You don't want to get pre-Dooced.

by Maigen January 14, 2008

Pre-ditch

To "ditch" or "comedically abandon" someone before an event or meeting without their knowledge.

Yo let's pre-ditch John, I hate that guy.

by deeezznuts June 11, 2011

Pre 911

All those wholesome television shows that happened before 9/11/2001.

Becky: "Omg, when Monica off of friends starts talking about Ross and her giving each other wedgies"
Phil: "Oh yeah, that show is definitely Pre 911"

by betterCallButters July 28, 2018

Pre Friendsgiving

When you and your friends need a legitament reason to all gather together at ones house to enjoy food, alcohol and any other legal (or non legal) drugs; too soon in November to be considered actual Friendsgiving.

Hey , buddy, since it’s only November 5th we should have pre Friendsgiving at my place since you’re hosting Friendsgiving at yours.

by Wolf_man_22 November 14, 2017

Pre-Shower

The act of pleasuring ones self before a shower. A common act that has never really been given a term till now.

I can't wait to get home from work and pre-shower, shower, eat, and then go to bed.

by MF1212 August 7, 2017

Pre-Pooped

Walking into a public bathroom which has (recently) been made quiet stanky by some other person (often anonymous), and then coming out of the bathroom only to be blamed for the lingering stank by the next person in line.

So, not only did you have to deal with another person's stinky stank while using the facilities, you also become the culprit for said stink

Dude #1: You gonna hook it up with that hottie you met waiting in line for the bathroom.

Dude #2: I would have, but after I came out of the bathroom, she thought I dropped the stank, but I didn't - I GOT PRE-POOPED!

Dude #1: Aw man, that SUCKS!

by mr_bob_harris October 8, 2010