paperweight

When someone is peeing and places their balls on their shorts or boxers to keep them down, acting as a paperweight.

JK: When you pee do you whip out your balls too?
BS:Yeah but i place them on my shorts to keep them down.
JK:So you just paperweight it?
BS:Yeah

by MrFeeney October 4, 2008

Paperbrain

A total loser who smokes paper because he/she can't afford a cigar/cigarrette or weed to roll into the paper

Gay: Yo yo yo I iz smokin' ma paper blad I am so 'ard!
Me: You scum.

by Hawke July 24, 2005

paper saddle

The protective toilet paper you encircle any toilet that you fear may have been in contact with ' foriegn butts ' Additional 'anti-rim' front attachment for males normally required depending on size of coarse.

God lord..did you have to use those toilets...I hope you layed your paper saddle well !

by chopmiester September 23, 2006

paper lover

Individuals who deeply care for each other and email constantly but have never meet in person. They may talk on the phone or leave voice mails but the relationship is mainly interwbz based. May have found each other on craigs list.

I know I'm married but she's my paper lover.

by piedmont April 26, 2009

Toilet Papering

The act of gathering a large amount of toilet paper and covering a house with it.

Dude, lets go Toilet Papering , we can T.P. that bully's house.

by PB Poser April 13, 2011

Useless paperclip

1. An old-fashioned or logical-sounding way to refer to someone as unable to do their job; useless.

2. A paperclip that doesn't hold papers together like it should.

1. Student: I can't write this entire essay in time!
Teacher: You useless paperclip!

2. Worker: *tries to use paperclip*
Paperclip: *doesn't work*
Worker: You useless paperclip! Do your job!

by TheWildFlailing April 22, 2016

booty paper

Toilet Paper

Honey! Pass me some booty paper.

by Coco0509 March 21, 2017