playing the mandolin

Another brilliant expression from France (jouez la mandoline) used to describe female masturbation. Also known as a right good wank.

Sorry I overslept, but I was up half the night playing the mandolin.

by Usquebaugh May 14, 2008

Playing the mandolin

Another brilliant expression from France (jouez la mandoline) used to describe female masturbation. Also known as a right good bird wank.
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Sorry I overslept, but I was up half the night playing the mandolin.

by usquebaugh May 29, 2008

Platinum Artist

Someone who has beaten the Endless Set List on Expert Difficulty. In other words, some poor person who has no life whatsoever.

Jeff: DUDE! That guy is a Platinum Artist! HE MUST BE GOD! O.O

John: Nah, just a douche bag with no life.

by InfectedBoot August 7, 2009

planting daisies

A variation of crop dusting with one fatal flaw... they don't get up & walk around the office to distribute their air biscuits. They plant them & leave.

A co-worker had gas, they sat in their chair & quietly planting daisies. Then, got up and left the room for 30 minutes allowing his co-workers to bask in his stenchy glory.

by antifart April 13, 2010

Platinum Games

Platinum Games Inc., formerly known as Seeds Inc., is an independent developer set in Japan. It was formed by Shinji Mikami, Atsushi Inaba and Hideki Kamiya of Clover Studios (known for Okami, Viewtiful Joe and Devil May Cry), which was closed by Capcom in October 2006. It has then proceeded to make games published by SEGA, including MadWorld, Infinite Space, Vanquish and Bayonetta, and two games published by Nintendo, The Wonderful 101 and Bayonetta 2. Key people currently include President Tatsuya Minami, Producer Inaba and Director Kamiya, as Mikami left to form his own studio after directing Vanquish, Tango Gameworks. Their games are usually very well-received, but very challenging.

Person: Platinum Games are working on a new IP. I can't wait to play it.

by Donnman February 1, 2014

playing temple run

Code word for masturbation.

Jackie: So I heard James was playing temple run to the thought of Finny's nipples.

Me: That's perverted.

by TheDevilsKitten February 20, 2014

Platinumed

Draining PS4 games to the last bit.
Going OCD on game collectibles and PS4 trophies.
Achieving 100% game completion.
Platinumed is all of the above simultaneously.

I platinumed GOD OF WAR by beating it 100%, earning all of the trophies including the platinum trophy and vaccuuming all of the collectibles.

by AbnormalSaint May 4, 2020