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plastic hammers

A plastic hammer is also a very good fire extinguisher TRUST ME set fire to everything in your home leave it to burn for 1 minute then for some reason your plastic hammer will turn into a fire extinguisher preventing your house from burning down I GUARANTEE SUCCESS!!!!...............................
A plastic hammer is also a very good fire extinguisher TRUST ME set fire to everything in your home leave it to burn for 1 minute then for some reason your plastic hammer will turn into a fire extinguisher preventing your house from burning down I GUARANTEE SUCCESS!!!!................................
by anonymous August 5, 2004
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Plastic Bouquets

1. Like it's imagery, plastic bouquets is a declaration of love that is cheap and somewhat insincere.

2. Plastic bouquets are acts of love that are cheap or easy and thus do not have the meaning they are intended.
Showing up at her doorstep in the middle of the night was sweet but she couldn't help feeling as if it was all plastic bouquets.

Despite his sincere and desperate love, his actions all seemed like a plastic bouquet and he was left brokenhearted.
by iiexistential July 30, 2008
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Plasticmulerest

A spot where young "virgin" women go to lose said virginity to a group of five to fifteen donkeys at once.
Did you see Christian at the Plasticmulerest the other day?
by Eli Vance August 13, 2007
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Plastic Dildopenis

A all-round dickhead. Bad appearance, no brain, short penis, and all that jazz.
This molester is such a Plastic Dildopenis!
by Delusionally Yours May 20, 2009
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plastic reverie

what music should sound like.
by JCC-XP August 6, 2009
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Plastichead

A person who bases their musical library off of songs they heard on Rock Band or Guitar Hero.
A: "Iron Maiden rocks, I love all of their music."

B: "Name three songs by them."

A: "Run To The Hills, ...uh..."

B: "Plastichead."
by Larrabizzle August 18, 2009
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Plasticized

Refering to the polymer construction of an item such as a polymer framed handgun.
Yo dog, check out dat Glock. It got the plasticized grip, dey be makin all dem guns like dat now.
by Tomgunn July 22, 2010
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