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Pikesville

Don't lie to yourself, you wish you were from Pikesville. Whether you live in 21208 or 21209, everyone knows your name and your history. Getting a car on your 16th birthday is a birthright, much like your bar/bat mitzvah. Yes, that's right: if you live in Pikesville, and you aren't Jewish, then you want to be. And while the Mothers are playing Mah Jong and attending Stock Club meetings, and the Fathers are busy running their law firms, accounting firms, banks, and medical practices, the kids are at play, driving in their brand new cars to the bars, a house party, or the next Pikesville High School Lacrosse game. That's right, Pikesville kids are athletic (Don't let the stature fool you). And yet, when it comes time to graduate, Pikesville kids can't wait to leave to find new people because in high school, the Towson, Owings Mills, and Reisterstown kids were not good enough for the Pikesville kids to hang out with.
Don't hate Pikesville kids because our fathers sign your fathers' paychecks.
Pikesville by MJM April 24, 2005

pigestrian 

"I almost kicked that pigestrian that was walking on the sidewalk in front of the convenience store."
pigestrian by cdafox April 13, 2010

put that in your pipe and smoke it 

"Please contemplate my arguments against your delusions."
"I do not contest the idea that free trade stimulates economic growth. But such growth may be short term for the nation with higher per capita income as rising unemployment, due to displaced workers, lessens demand on goods and services. Have you also considered the policies of the trading partner? We don't want to exacerbate child labor or global emissions of toxic chemicals do we? Put that in your pipe and smoke it."

Alaskan Pipe Bomb 

when someone uses an Alaskan pipeline for too long and the shit becomes soft and the condom broke due to temperature change and it explodes while in use in the persons butt
kyle used and Alaskan pipeline for too long and than it became an Alaskan pipe bomb
Alaskan Pipe Bomb by splo0gier April 17, 2011

Dutch Pipe Cleaner 

The sexual act when a female sticks her own finger(s) in her vajayjay and a partner moves the finger(s) around for her.
The dutch pipe cleaner is to women as the dutch rudder is to men.
Dutch Pipe Cleaner by thesixtwo February 21, 2009

peace pipe 

Any pipe used to smoke marijana
Pass that peace pipe over here. I need another toke
peace pipe by Bungalow Bill November 26, 2001