ping

a tiny, unstimulating, unfulfilling and unpleasurable penis

I was laying there when he poked me with his ping. I didn't know what it was until he pointed it out.

by JJ12629 March 4, 2009

shove piggy shove

the first known mention of this parlour game was when percy from blackadder 2 suggested playing it. since then, the more popular Massachusetts Variant has become the premier version of the game.
requiring immense wit and skill, this is a game played by only a few experts. it is not for the weak of heart, mind, or stomach. if you don't understand its attraction, you never will, and you clearly have no soul.
see also shove piggy-in-the-middle shove

"anyone fancy a couple of rounds of shove piggy shove?"

by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 8, 2004

Ping Pong

When the word 'Ping' is called amongst friends/people, it means the person has an item, be this food or drink, they no long want. The first person to reply by saying 'Pong'. That person then receives the pinged item.

Not to be mistaken for ''Bing Bong'' Which refers to passing a joint or the bong amongst pot smokers.

Person 1- *I'm no longer hungry for this amazing sandwich that I have in my possession, I will pass it on using Ping Pong*

Person 2- *Man I'm starving. I wish I had an amazing sandwich to eat*

Person 1- ''PING!!!''

Person 3- ''PONG!!!''

Person 2- ''Damn it!!!''

by AC1D_Hampster October 6, 2010

Piggy nigger

Fat cunt who is black and has a pig nose also, a person who is fat and ugly

"That girls a real piggy nigger" or "that guys a piggy Nigger" or "you fucking piggy nigger"

by A really cool talented verso a November 27, 2016

Ping Fao

A juicy dog and/or Pokémon, usually roasted and salted. Often hunted using a skateboard.

"No Leeroy! I can't believe you made my juicy ping fao faint! Oh well, we'll just grind up its bones and smoke 'em!"

"Dude! Come skating with us!" "No man I can't. I broke my board on a juicy ping fao yesterday!"

by §§°º¿█■τ♫ May 17, 2007

Gettin' Piggy

1. To eat past the point of indulgence and to the point of piggery.

2. To act in excess of normal morals, judgement and basic human decency.

"Lets get piggy tonite."

-Jane was a total mess last night.
-Yeah, she was gettin' piggy wiv it.

Nana nana na na na. Nana nana na na, gettin' piggy wiv it.

by sulu worrior June 23, 2009

shove piggy shove

cooky urban corridor game played with paper plates and a ping pong ball. world record holder Big Mao Mao M is currently suffering from sporting injuries.

Big Mao has near-fatal papercut

by h.monkey February 4, 2004