The act of putting a naked woman in a groundhog hole where her ass is out and you use it to sharpen your pencil dick and pour motor oil over back while riding a Wildebeest and it’s only legal if done in Philadelphia honoring the founding fathers
by Sax_killa54 January 22, 2023
by Quinsar_73 April 29, 2016
'Pencil Johnson' is a new term that surfaced on the streets of Las Vegas, and it means: Shoving a crack pipe down your scrotum.
by Pencil J. January 07, 2025
A concept, idea, project, etc. that is so confusing, it leads the habitual pencil biter to skip biting the unfortunate number two, and go straight to eating it.
"Hey, y'know this question's a real pencil-eater, it's been stumping me for weeks!"
"This project's such a pencil-eater, you mean to tell me I need how many sources for it? I can't even find one! Who wrote this textbook anyway?!"
"Man, adobe choosing to trick its customers into a year long subscription sure is a real pencil-eater! It's like they wanted a lawsuit or something!"
"This project's such a pencil-eater, you mean to tell me I need how many sources for it? I can't even find one! Who wrote this textbook anyway?!"
"Man, adobe choosing to trick its customers into a year long subscription sure is a real pencil-eater! It's like they wanted a lawsuit or something!"
by JITTERS_XP July 08, 2024
The little bastards that take your pencils when you're not looking. Also, just to mess with you they put the pencil back into your pocket a couple hours later just to fuck with you.
John: Have you seen my pencil?
Eric: No. Wasn't it just on the table? I think the pencil leperchauns got to it.
John: GOD DAMN IT!
Eric: No. Wasn't it just on the table? I think the pencil leperchauns got to it.
John: GOD DAMN IT!
by Nart Releehw September 27, 2011
she is one crazy pencil lady
by compositionbook333 September 05, 2018