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dirty pantie tea

Dirty pantie tea (DPT) is a drink made from soiled female undergarments. The dirty panties are harvested and boiled in water. The resulting liquid is then consumed. Proponents of DPT claim that it has rejuvenative properties; it has been called "the fountain of youth" and "an energy drink" by DPT aficionados. DPT original gangsta BL claims that his prowess with women is a direct result of consuming DPT.
Bransen loves Stephanie's dirty pantie tea.
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Pantie Cricket 

An evil bug living in a womans Nether Regions. Also: Severe pubic lice.
OHMYGOD! Emily has pantie crickets!
Pantie Cricket by Morgan39 July 15, 2007

Partial Onset Epilepsy

a form of epilepsy that isn't all that bad but it makes you have short, kind of uncomfortable seizures that I really would prefer to not have.

It is also slange for what Emu's do on their days off. Little known fact right there.
Ex 1: Due to my Partial Onset Epilepsy, I have seizures sometimes and they make me feel quite ill (NOT the good kind of ill). On the plus side, I get to take anti-convulsent medication with many, many side effects. It is so great.

Ex. 2: I heard that when an Emu gets a day off it is refered to as Partial Onset Epilepsy. They could have picked a better nick-name. It is so not funny to make fun of neurological disorders. Emus are all terrible.

dieting panties 

Panties which are smaller than the intended wearer's current size and intended to serve as motivation for her diet (course of action to reduce body weight, size, or fat) or to serve as a marker of when her diet has achieved its intended goal.
The aspiring ballerina purchased a pair of size double-zero lace panties with a 20-inch waist and said to herself, "I will not eat solid food until I fit into these dieting panties. And even then, I will diet to remain slim enough to fit in them." She eagerly anticipated the feeling of the delicate lace against her glabrous vulva, and her hunger temporarily subsided.
dieting panties by wouldaben December 13, 2010

Devil's Panties 

A fantastic web comic written by Jennie Breedan (A cartoonist). It is autobiographical, and discusses what has happened in her life since the 8th of October 2001
Devil's Panties: It's NOT satanic porn!
Devil's Panties by 2DTom January 16, 2008

The Robert Pattinson 

When two caucasian homosexuals flick glitter onto one another during sodomy. Fairy wings are optional. Fangs and the mutilation of small animals are encouraged.
English: A young (Child) girls underwear

American English: Womens underwear
English:
"Sally, you need to put your panties on before you put your skirt on, be a big girl and do it yourself"

American English:
"Slide them panties off you slut"