Cabbage Patch Cute

Someone ugly that, at certain angles, looks very good.

In her photo she was smoking hot, but when I met her I realized she was only Cabbage Patch Cute.

by Oldenphat May 7, 2010

Sour Patch Face

A certain facial expression indicating something is extremely sour or doesn't taste right.

We could tell Pat didnt like what he was eating, every time he took a bite he made a "Sour Patch Face".

by Htiek September 21, 2013

Moonlit vegetable patch

Something in Zoey's garden that she "REALLY" doesn't want you to see.

Zoey's fence blew down in the middle of the night so she was up texting to get it fixed ASAP so nobody would see her 'Moonlit vegetable patch'..!!

by ParkerTreeFrog December 29, 2010

eye-patch underwear

A type of sexy clothing favored by pirate fetishists. Similar to the robes and wizard hats of magician fetishists.

1stm8m1k3: I put on my little eye-patch underwear.
pir8Babe69: Oh, I like to play dress up.
1stm8m1k3: Me too baby.

by goodnessgracious September 29, 2009

cabbage patch syndrome

the fact that this word even exist is a mystery and its meaning is non existant

that guy suffers cabbage patch syndrome

by jimmythejester May 17, 2006

Patch the one eyed snake

To wank, or masturbate.

Uncle Herbert told me to patch the one eyed snake, so I went out looking for a one with a box of band-aids. I eventually got tired as I couldn't find it, so I ran behind a bush and masturbated furiously.

by JayReynolds November 6, 2007

cabbage patch kids

A porn star with the hottest rack ever imaginable. Makes beautiful children in a very naughty, ugly way.

Damn, those cabbage patch kids on the johnny made me sploosh through my pants.

by the mustache man from Detroit June 9, 2011