Blue panda

A close relative of the panda and the red panda. Its a cute little animal with blue fur and a shaggy tail. It walks on four legs and is slightly larger then a domesticated cat. It mainly eats bamboo but can also eat eggs, birds and insects. And the blue panda is a freaking god that needs to be admired.

The blue panda was eating some bamboo.
The blue panda was beating up a lesser red panda relative.

by panda1scientist1 May 18, 2017

Panda Express

Literally an Asian chick-fil-a
(Not trying to offend)

Guy 1: let's go eat Panda Express!!!
Guy 2:isn't that place basically chick-fil-a served by non Asian people
Guy 1: But it's good
Guy 2:that's not the point

by Anonymous skkskdkdskwnwkodfknf May 27, 2017

Mandarin Panda

A vagina covered in a thick coat of black pubic hair that’s starting to turn white.

Get your Mandarin Panda out of my mouth!

by SSDRD March 10, 2018

panda bub

A girl with a chubby or cute face that has black hair and is white.(Colors of a panda)

James:"Sophie is such a panda bub."

by #LovePanda's July 28, 2016

Mama Panda

Refers to a person who is the god of all gods. The person is considered to be the smartest entity living on Earth. Doesnt need to refer to a female gender.

That mama panda is too intelligent.

by Level 97273939 January 31, 2017

Hood Panda

An Asian hood rat

Me: Hey let's go to Tokyo Express! It's sketchy as balls, but delicious.

Steve: Yeah bro! My $5 can get me chicken teriyake, rice, carrots, shrimp sauce, an egg roll, and my fortune told by a cookie.

Me: That place is definitely run by hood pandas

by LSwho? November 2, 2012

panda strategy

being stupid, cute, and innocent (or often pretending to be) to make up for your inability to fend for yourself and/or lack of meaningful contributions in life, with the hopes that other people will love and support you out of pity. it's just like real pandas. literally the whole species is useless but they're only alive because "uwu cute"

he can't drive or do taxes, but everyone's happy to support him because he acts like he can't do anything wrong. he's forced to rely on the panda strategy for his survival.

by out getting milk August 26, 2023