donkie punch

A donkie punch is when you are fucking a girl in the ass, when you get close to ejaculating you punch her in the back of the head so her asshole clenches, making the orgasm feel much better.

I donkie punched the fuck out of your mum last night.

by Stoodyy September 26, 2015

zero to punch

The act of going from completely flaccid to masturbating furiously. Usually accompanied by "in five seconds."
Also used to express admiration towards something or someone.

As seen on asciiartfarts.com

1: "Dude, the Modern Warfare 3 trailer made me go zero to punch!"
2: "What? Call of Duty fucking sucks."

1: "Every time I walk by that chick over there I want to go zero to punch. Right here, right now."

1: "Urban Dictionary makes me go zero to punch in five seconds."

by Sabul October 20, 2011

Clam Punch

When a chick comes up to you and thrusts her exposed genetalia forcefully (such as a punch) into your facial region.

I told her the sandwhich she made for me was nasty, so she came at my face with a clam punch.

by Rävën - Stormrage server U.S. December 27, 2011

pepsi punch

cup filled with ice cubes one quater fruit juicy red hawaiin punch three quaters pepsi

sippin some pepsi punch

by lil mal September 22, 2008

grizzly punch

When going down on a woman and you find out she hasn't shaved you punch her in the pussy.

I had to grizzly punch that hairy bitch.

by Kingkink April 28, 2009

[COOTER] PUNCH

TO PUNCH ONE IN THE VAGINA.

WOMAN...IF YOU DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE I'M GOING TO COOTER PUNCH YOUR ASS INTO NEXT WEEK.

by SHARK-BAIT September 24, 2008

Punch Dancing

A Way To Release Anger Through Dancing, Punching, And Kicking At The Same Time In A Deserted Area.

Guy# 1: Your Late! What Have You Been Doing?
Guy# 2: You Know How Kelly Broke Up With Me?
Guy# 1: Yeah.
Guy# 2: Well, As I Was Walking Through Woods To Get Home, I Sorta Though About It, And Began Punch Dancing.
Guy# 1: I Totatlly Understand, I Was Late Too Because I Was Punch Dancing.
Guy# 2: Why Were You Punch Dancing?
Guy# 1: Because Kelly Broke Up With Me!
Guy# 2: You Cheeky Bastard!

by Jizzy Julian September 21, 2009