Ranchy Potato

When tossing the salad of a female who got the stomach flu and expels a combustion of thick, milky, substance, looking like rotten potato soup, with the smell of feces and the after smell of vomit, in the tosser's mouth.

"Dude why did you break up with her,"
"Because dude, she gave me a ranchy potato!"

by Smiffle February 28, 2014

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moldy potato

A meaningless insult. Meant to confuse people. Often used in the Panic! at the Disco song “I Write Sins not Tragedies”

“What a shame the poor groom’s bride is a MOLDY POTATO!”

by M!A.T.D January 06, 2019

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scoopsky potatoes

When you randomly slap mashed potato's on someone's plate. But you don't work at the restaurant.

SCOOPSKY POTATOES

by Mike the meme man December 16, 2017

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Coach potato

Someone who reclines all day long because they don’t have to work, who is endlessly shopping online for Coach bags and wallets.

Don’t hate me because I’m a Coach potato!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 25, 2023

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BAM potato

The subtle art of, when at a party or gathering, scattering a large number of potatoes around the host's house, apartment, or flat. The whereabouts of these potatoes must remain unknown throughtout the night, and must only be discovered in the following days, by said host.

Open the draw, and BAM, potato.
Pour out a bowl of cereal, and BAM, potato.
Go to turn on a light, and BAM, potato bulb.
"Hey guys, we should so play BAM potato!"

by Munkey_FJ October 14, 2011

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