A short man who gets dominated by Kelsey Moore his bird. She puts her specks on his dick for entertainment. Owen also likes another girl Bethany who puts fags in his dick whole .owen liks the smell of fishy fannys and at supper he usually ask kelsey for a whiff of hers. Before drowning in it.
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by Shrek6921666 January 9, 2022
Get the Owen Brew mug.English Former Football Player, who is remembered mainly for being a football player for Liverpool, Real Madrid and Manchester United. He scored a very famous goal against Argentina in 1998, where he ran past the defence, making the country go wild. In the late 90s, he suffered a terrible hamstring injury, and after that, he just wasn't the same. Although he did win the Ballon d'Or in 2001, and is the last Englishman to do so. He joined the Galacticos, Real Madrid, as a result. A few years after, he ended up at Man United, which has Scousers fuming.
Now, he's just a pundit who is only able to state the obvious and nothing more. His analysis is poor, but oh well, it's Owen!
Now, he's just a pundit who is only able to state the obvious and nothing more. His analysis is poor, but oh well, it's Owen!
Person 1: Dad, I see so many good pundits, but why's he so dull?
Person 2: Well son, as bad as he may be, that's Michael Owen! Last Englishman to win the Ballon d'Or!
Person 2: Well son, as bad as he may be, that's Michael Owen! Last Englishman to win the Ballon d'Or!
by Kingsarwar06 March 21, 2022
Get the Michael Owen mug.This theorem commemorates the idea that Owen is secretly British but hides it as he sees it as a weakness. The context within these arguments is the strong amount of evidence present that supports the idea that Owen Busko has British ancestors, creating the assumption that he is indeed British. Many pieces of evidence have supported this claim. One such example is Owen persistently driving his motor vehicle on the left side of the road in video games such as Fortnite and Grand Theft Auto V. Knowing this, one can tie the idea that he perceives driving on the left as a normal trait in his common society while present in his native country of England. When brought upon this issue, Owen becomes defensive, as he thoroughly claims his traits of driving on the left is not linked to him being British, and instead, just a misconception. When not paying attention, Owen sometimes slips up and exposes his genuine British accent. He uses common British language and slang in which could be easily distinguished if heard properly. Owen Busko's defense within these allegations are much the same. He says common phrases such as "I'm not Bri'ish!", or "Shut up!", to express his certain beliefs on this subject. These pieces of evidence are only some of the many which consist within Owen. Even though his belief is constant, the strong pieces of evidence and common sense makes it inevitable to disagree with the idea of Owen truly being British.
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Get the The Owen Theorem mug.A term referencing passing gas under the covers. <generica> yeah it's when you fart under the covers and then you force the other person's head under the covers. my ex and i used to do it to each other all the time.
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by Ruskie April 10, 2005
Get the Dutch owen mug.owen and aroa are the best couple. they are a good match because they are both self centered, and show offs. But they both are out going and can be good friends. Aroa and owens are pretty short people. they also like to travel. seth, trevor. evin, dave and gabe are not a good match with an aroa. lily, penelopy and courtneys are not good with owens! but the best couple is aroa and owen.
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