Opticate

verb - an empty word with absolutely no meaning used infrequently to sound casual or intelligent in conversation.

It can also be expressed as a root word for a wider usage (opticating, optication, iropticate, interopticate)

Aaron and Michelle should start to opticate more with their friends.

Mrs. Favazza gave us a confusing look when you mentioned opticating earlier.

by matorobro0107 April 2, 2011

n'optimal

contraction of not optimal.

Well, that was n'optimal!

by n'optimal username February 2, 2023

optical delusion

Misreading a word, phrase, sentence or headline, often to humorous or shocking effect.

The headline read 'Intel back on track', but for a split second, I thought it said 'Intel back on crack'.

by beandog February 9, 2005

opticalrectalitis

A medical syndrome whereas one has his head up his ass and has a shitty outlook on life.

Your symptoms indicate that you suffer from opticalrectalitis.

by aFfLiCtEd December 19, 2004

opterown

Any of the AMD Opteron processor steppings which are known for their overclocks, such as the Opteron 146 CABNE or the Opteron 165 CCBBE.

My Opterown runs at 2.75 Ghz on stock volts; 10x multi and 275 on the HTT.

by Holli4Pirating February 5, 2007

Option A

A code name for a really shitty roommate who never cleans up after themselves or takes any responsibility for their actions. Goes long periods of time without showering or washing any of the clothes they put on. Tends to act very promiscuous sleeping with older men and possibly drug dealers all while having a boyfriend. Also a good chance of scabies infestation due to the previously mentioned promiscuity.

"Oh shit Option A is back" Followed by an overall lack of enthusiasm and annoyance from other roommates

by Maverick and Moose February 24, 2010

optimist

See also: idiot, buffoon, fool, intellectually underdeveloped, mongoloid, deserved rape victim

Dan tried to commit suicide by jumping off of the bridge and only ended up with a broken leg. An optimist walks up and says "Well, at least he didn't die."

by Brandon March 17, 2005