5 definitions by beandog

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intentionally neurotic literature or art
I wrote a short work of neurotica describing my issues with going for a massage. I can't deal with the idea that I'm paying somebody to touch me.
by beandog February 09, 2005
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all communication deficient in sarcasm
In un-sarc news, I'm not feeling very well today.
by beandog February 08, 2005
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like a dominatrix, but with sarcasm
I am the sarcastrix.
by beandog February 08, 2005
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Misreading a word, phrase, sentence or headline, often to humorous or shocking effect.
The headline read 'Intel back on track', but for a split second, I thought it said 'Intel back on crack'.
by beandog February 09, 2005
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to be sarcastic, the verbification of sarcasm
I talk. I write. I sarcas.
by beandog February 08, 2005
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