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neurotica
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intentionally
neurotic
literature
or
art
I wrote a short
work
of neurotica describing my
issues
with going for a massage. I can't deal with the
idea
that I'm paying somebody to touch me.
neurotica
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February 9, 2005
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optical delusion
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Misreading
a word
,
phrase
, sentence or headline, often to
humorous
or shocking effect.
The headline
read
'Intel back on
track
', but for a split second, I thought it said 'Intel back on
crack
'.
optical delusion
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February 9, 2005
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sarcastrix
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like
a
dominatrix
, but with
sarcasm
I am the
sarcastrix.
sarcastrix
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beandog
February 8, 2005
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sarcas
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to be
sarcastic
, the
verbification
of
sarcasm
I
talk
. I
write
. I sarcas.
sarcas
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February 8, 2005
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un-sarc
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all
communication
deficient in
sarcasm
In
un
-sarc
news
, I'm not feeling very
well
today.
un-sarc
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beandog
February 8, 2005
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