beandog's definitions

neurotica

intentionally neurotic literature or art

I wrote a short work of neurotica describing my issues with going for a massage. I can't deal with the idea that I'm paying somebody to touch me.

by beandog February 9, 2005

optical delusion

Misreading a word, phrase, sentence or headline, often to humorous or shocking effect.

The headline read 'Intel back on track', but for a split second, I thought it said 'Intel back on crack'.

by beandog February 9, 2005

sarcastrix

like a dominatrix, but with sarcasm

I am the sarcastrix.

by beandog February 8, 2005

sarcas

to be sarcastic, the verbification of sarcasm

I talk. I write. I sarcas.

by beandog February 8, 2005

un-sarc

all communication deficient in sarcasm

In un-sarc news, I'm not feeling very well today.

by beandog February 8, 2005