wax your straddle

Wax your straddle.

He had a cranky case of severe schlong itch so he remembered he'd better be wax your straddle to get relief

by Baby L~ 1979 June 17, 2021

fudge wax

When you stick your finger in your but before you give someone a wet willy.

I gave Billy the nastiest fudge wax ever.

by Greenman2000 June 18, 2018

Jack n wax

This is where a guy drips hot candle wax on the head of his cock(hot at 1st but should cool fast) so that it resembles a dairy queen dip cone. Then guy enjoys a good wank.the sponge may crack the wax cap or not either way it should feel good!

I did. Jack n wax on my "candle" Last. Night. My gf wanted to know why my head was red!

by 4realazitgits April 13, 2021

Wax Eye Cereal Killers

a product from Wax-Eye and artist Joe Simko that combines his excellent artwork with a horror theme for cereal brands

Wax Eye Cereal Killers are the best trading card series.

by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022

Waxing the ferret

Attempting to have sex with a limp dick. Also known as pushing rope.

She just wasn't that hot, so I ended up waxing the ferret for a while and giving up.

by legsmalone May 25, 2010

Wax Walan

A madness. Something crazy. Translates from the Somali language as: "Something crazy".

Bruv last night I was so frassed I was gonna do a wax walan with this one ting.

by a89ball March 6, 2020

wax out

To take off very quickly. Better term for peeling out.

That person is so creepy! We need to wax out of here!

by jd;lgksd;lvmbs;bm May 24, 2017