Meat mail

When a girl won't return your calls so you resort to pressing your penis through her letter box.
I totally mailed her my meat last night after she ducked me calls - meat mail
by Rodgerthat555 November 02, 2015
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Meat Mask

A meat mask is when a female streches a males scrotum over her face and pretends it is a mask
Hey you look cute, can I give you a meat mask?
by Themasterjuuler December 26, 2018
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Meat Shop

Meat Shop is a slang term for a prison cell that is shared by two very horny people who engage in sexual acts regularly. Butcher Shop and Meat Shop are interchangable.
"Have you seen the cell next to mine? Its a total Meat Shop. I can hear them going at it every night."
by ShoddyVariety October 26, 2020
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Meat hooker

When you order a hooker for no sexual pleasure, but instead throw deli meats at them. Use different types of deli meats for each player. Bologna, ham and turkey work the best. First person to stick 3 slices wins.
Hey would you like to order hookers this weekend? Only if we play meat hooker!
by Helloitsmichael December 02, 2020
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meat jun

An extremely floppy giant brown labia with overlay of unknown yellow substance.

Normally found on whores and is caused by litterally using and abusing the shit out of the vagina. Yellow batter like substance not the teri beef vagina lips is likely residue cum or a yeast infection.

Origin:Island of lanai
Man 1: That bitch looks fine!

Man 2: Nah man I fucked her and her pussy was so gross.

Man 1: why?

Man 2: It looked like meat jun and smelled like Kim Chee!

Man 1: oh she's a Korean whore!
by Popolobear October 23, 2013
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Meat party

A local tradition amongst college students in villages of rural Montana where they congregate to cut animals they have hunted such as game and fowl while drinking beer and being quintessential "men"
Hey guys, you go to that meat party last night? We had 5 elk, 7 deer, 3 bison and 20 kegs of Cold Smoke beer.
by Fig27 October 15, 2017
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Booby Meat

Phrase often yelled at a woman with large, vulumptuous breasts.
by Maria, Yo! September 17, 2008
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