Eve

Eve is very funny. She acts like a boomer sometimes but she is everyone's GODMOTHER! She is very happy and giggly (very very very giggly) although she doesn't know anyone with the same name as her. Neither do I. You may not know an Eve but if you do she will parade your kitchen steal your silverware and tell you a funny joke while at it. If you give her some milk she will love you for life (she loves that stuff............... cow milk to clarify). She is anxious sometimes but can always get a grip back on life. She won't give up and she will not stop trying. To all the Eves out there you are special and have a special laugh that everyone adores and thinks is so funny. Eves are usually quirky and weird but lovable and wholesome (can be unwholesome if they want to be).

OMG EVE IS LIKE TAKING MY SILVERWARE PLS HELP
wow I can't eat cereal she took all my spoons and drank all my milk -_-
Eve is very special

by Lover boy sun juice February 27, 2023

Christmas Eve Blowjob

The time honored tradition of performing fellatio on a loved one under a lit Christmas tree on Christmas Eve in honor of the spirit of giving and holiday stress relief.

Variant 1: Christmas Eve Facial: special version of the Christmas Eve Blowjob that ends with the giver being frosted like a sugar cookie.

Santa: "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a mouthful!"

Ladies everywhere: "I can't wait to get my mouthful with this Christmas Eve blowjob!"

by Oral Hershiser December 24, 2024

Boonta Eve Classic

Whenever a man or a woman is on top during sexual intercourse and shouts, "Now this is podracing!"

"So my boyfriend is a huge Star Wars and decided to pull a Boonta Eve Classic last night by shouting, 'Now this is podracing!' During sex last night."

by That_Sheetz_Guy May 30, 2018

Eve

This girl is usually a loud girl who loves her friends. She loves shopping and is quite a worrier. She usually has a sister but thinks she is better than them.

Person 1; look at her and her friends!
Person 2; she’s such an eve

by Ash the bash March 12, 2020

eve

hottest girl ever.

shit shes an eve.

by ediebo June 12, 2022

Eve Williams

She is a fun girl but don’t get on her wrong side or she will smack u. She has a big booty and amazing teeth. She has the bests friend names SOPHIA she is cool. Eve is a loving girl but can be a rude bitch. She is a weird homeless man at times but other times she can be a funny goddess. Her nose is to die for and her beautiful blue eyes can kill u with one look. She doesn’t need makeup to show beauty. She wishes she was rich and could be as cool as her bestie but she loves her for it. She really wants a boyfriend so uno hot her up. Don’t let a eve go cause her caring but savage nature will drive u crazy 😜. Go get an eve or she may write a letter about how much she hates u of loves u then burn it so. Ok go get an eve because boys fall in love with her but too nervous cause she is so god damn hot! She is also Kinda strange and makes weird things and pretends to be a dog sometimes ? 😎 she is banging tho bruv like I’m so jel honestly

Friend -hey eve ! Do u wanna go out

Eve Williams -nah cba

Friend- oh ok don’t worry it will just be me and the boys

Eve - what boys I’m coming !!!
Friend - slag

by Eve Williams May 7, 2020

For Eve

Something they say at the start of every MSA video on Youtube. No one really knows what they mean by it.

Person one: Hey do you know what For Eve is? Person 2: I have no idea but I hear it on MSA a lot.

by Imtotallynotavirgin September 18, 2022