Turbo Nonce

Used to describe someone who is so irritable that they give you the same creeps as a nonce. Their constant ability to be irritable in all situations amplifies the issue, hence the addition of turbo.

Thomas never gives in and is doing my head in. He is such a turbo nonce.

by Rl23 June 6, 2023

Nonce

"You Nonce" ~CallOfDutyModernWarfareII(2022)

"You Nonce" is a phrase used by Americans(Originating in British slang) to normalize Pedophilia.

by AnotherDeafMute November 27, 2022

nonce

ryan hippopotamus

woah hes such a nonce

by valorantgamer July 28, 2022

nonce

Used as slang for 'paedophile' in the UK.

That old man Nebbercracker across the road is a right nonce.

by pineapple pizza hater October 9, 2021

Nonce

A term used to describe the cools and most rad person in a Snapchat group chat. (People don’t call him “PHD choppa” for nothing)

Yo that kid who every one calls PS4 choppa is such a cool nonce

by GenoSmith123 September 26, 2019

One nonce, one noose

A maxim which states the only appropriate way of deadling with paedophiles

Jim: We need to show sex offenders compassion Steve: No way. One nonce, one noose.

by peronasunlight September 20, 2021

Nonce

Any Celtic fan, Especially anyone called Scott Brown

Scott Brows a Nonce you know

by Ket Addict February 17, 2020