noicantrunitis

A condition in which people who are inherently clumsy make attempts to run but instead end up getting injured.
Similar to nocanwalkitis, but happens when walking.

She attempted to run, but her condition noicantrunitis prevented her from being successful.

by Linabean April 29, 2019

nonce

big fucking stroking nonce: somebody that it a child predator and tortures children if they dont fuck em

hey run its a nonce

by Skkshsofnc May 19, 2019

Nonce

Someone who wanks over children

Jack Cole was caught again wanking over his nephew. That Nonce cunts at it again)

by Cowfields May 24, 2019

Nonce

The person reading this

"You sir, are a nonce"

by Thot Patrol 69 May 31, 2019

nonce

a pedo

that George Pell bloke is a real nonce

by Wadlow June 6, 2019

Nonce

An absolute melt of a person who you don’t like. Normally a Dave Francis or Sam Smith.

Fuck off Dave you nonce.

by Nathydizzlesizzle June 7, 2019

NoNameForMe

Girl that will me you fall in love

Look its NoNameForMe, I heard she is Louis' queen.

by Deroster June 7, 2019