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pimply mustache

A mustache that covers a bunch of pimples.
Shit Jeff, that is a nasty pimply mustache.
by amoneybitch December 9, 2008
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Long red mustache

1. A style of bushy facial hair whose mustache is dyed red, as opposed to a Looney Tunes character.
2. A special facial hair of which is mustache is Walrus-style but extended, that of a Yosemite Sam mustache.
1. I saw a doppelganger once, and I thought it had a long red mustache under his mutton chops.
2. That man has a long red mustache, and Yosemite Sam has a long red mustache too, so at least we get to know each other in common.
by QDM 2019 January 22, 2020
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A Dirty Mustache

When a lady shaves her nether regions besides her lips
Guy 1: how’d your date with Stephanie go last night?
Guy 2: ehh, I was about to go down on her, but she had a dirty mustache and it turned me off
by TheBiggetBitchTaco November 14, 2022
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san francisco mustache

When a guy gives another guy a cum mustache on his face.
Hey Ben, imma give you a San Francisco Mustache tonight.
by TheUrbanVerbose January 26, 2017
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middle line backer for the mustaches

a beastly girl with a happy trail and moustache
bill: ugh look at that beastly girl
pete:huh shes a middle line backer for the mustaches
by jayfeather123 June 22, 2010
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worm with a mustache

Tom Sandoval.

Disgraced Vanderpump Rules reality tv show star who had a 7-month affair behind his longtime life partner Ariana’s back with her best friend — then had the audacity to tell her it was her fault, act like the victim and cry like a weasel.
Everyone deserves better than a Worm with a Mustache.
by Justicekelly June 7, 2023
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