Muffie

Slang for vagina

I'm drowning in the muffie
This place crawling with muffie
I am the Muffie-Man

by Muffie man July 19, 2013

Muffed

Another word for fucked.

"I broke a chicks spine doing her doggy style."
"Dude, that's MUFFED".

by InflatableTiffany December 9, 2008

Muffia

The Mummy Maffia, a rather strange and alarming breed who feel the need to knock the confidence of other parents in order to reassure themselves that their own offspring are Wonder Children.

Don't feed them after midnight!

Run for the hills, the Muffia are coming.

The Muffia will be on the phone to Childline after you.

Have you heard? The Muffia's toddlers can run marathons and fly Lear jets.

by Snozzbert May 12, 2009

muff

the top part of the muffin, the part thats all crunchy.

"Damn shaun let me get the muff,you can have the bottom"

by Azin April 18, 2006

muff horn

a horn blown when a fat, hairy, or otherwise unnatractive woman is approaching naked. The horn is blown by one of the brave men of the muff guard to warn other MEN of the impending danger.
The sound is somewhere between a cow's moo and a castrated dog being starngled.

Vanessa Feltz is coming! SOUND THE MUFF HORN!

by Bob H January 16, 2007

muff hair

a person who has their hair like pubes on a cunt (muff)

my nana has muff hair
people in morrisons have muff hair

by chappersloveshall May 2, 2008

hairy (muff)

Cockney rhyming slang for 'fair enough'. i.e. hairy muff - fair enough. As with most Cockney rhyming slang, the rhyme is usually shortened to just the first word - "hairy"; hairy (muff). Originates from Orpington area of South East London suburbs.

"Can I borrow a quid?"
"Nah sorry, need it for the train."
"Hairy (muff)."

by ricksoutheast82 March 31, 2007