4 definitions by Bob H

An elevated level of the word jankins. The ultimate in coolness
Dude, this party is beyond jankins, it’s so Jarvis
by Bob H August 16, 2019
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A slur of general nature when no other slur is available to use
That stupid krigg stole my phone
by Bob H August 16, 2019
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catty, stupid behavior, which is apparently endemic in the Philadelphia gay community.
It is one thing to be stupid, unattractive, and parochial but why must one be so catty about it; only in Philalobotomy.
by Bob H April 5, 2015
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a horn blown when a fat, hairy, or otherwise unnatractive woman is approaching naked. The horn is blown by one of the brave men of the muff guard to warn other MEN of the impending danger.
The sound is somewhere between a cow's moo and a castrated dog being starngled.
Vanessa Feltz is coming! SOUND THE MUFF HORN!
by Bob H January 15, 2007
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