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Air Molesters

Thick soled white Nike athletic shoes. The shoe of choice for Child Molesters. Often seen on Middle Aged men also wearing short sleeved button up shirts and hanging around malls and parks.
Our buddy Brad showed up with some new white Nikes at the basketball game. All the parents warned their kids to not go to bathroom with the guy with the Air Molesters.
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animal molester 

Yeah, some animal molester just fucked my pet snake

moleshit 

when someone acts like a huge asshole and abandons you to go be some girls bitch while lying like a cheap rug to cover it up. only applies if he thinks the girl is going to sleep with him but everyone knows that its never going to happen.
lucas: sorry man i have to drop you off here.

me: man this is almost 3 miles from my house...

lucas: sorry man my mom called. she needs her car back.

me: thats moleshit. youre going to starbucks to get that megan bitch a coffee arent you.

lucas: no man seriously my dog just died and my mom got cancer and my dad is beating her in a drunken rage and i just found out i have chlamydia.

george: shes not gonna suck your dick man.
moleshit by ihatemoles January 2, 2009

Molehilled 

The state of an online forum thread which has been locked by an administratior or moderator on the basis that the subject matter is too trivial to warrant further discussion. Typically a concluding post is made by the moderator to the effect that the discussion to date has made a "mountain out of a molehill" before the thread is locked for further discussion. Threads tending towards criticism of the moderator's organisation may sometimes be pre-emptively molehilled to avoid further negativity to propagate.
Poster1: Hey, respond to my post about Germaine Greer's new book!
Poster2: I can't. It's been molehilled.

Moderator: This is going nowhere. Molehilled.
Molehilled by Captain_Balls November 6, 2008

molesterstache 

An abbreviated form of molester moustache. Refers to the thinned-out hair clumpings grown by testosterone-challenged pedophiles and other shady sorts.
"Did you see the molesterstache on the guy driving that van? I bet he's hiding a clown suit in the back."
molesterstache by SnaggPDX November 30, 2004

Molepiece 

A mole is a unit of measurement used to express amounts of a chemical substance, defined as an amount of a substance that contains as many elementary entities. In essence it relates to something large.

A piece can have multiple meanings from just being used an abbreviation/short name for something e.g. you piece of shit! to anything more generalised e.g. nice piece!

The term Molepiece brings these two majestic meanings together allowing the instigator of said word full artistic license over it's meaning. It can be used most commonly in the workplace to avoid finding oneself in an angry boss situation or inevitable HR incident.
1. You are such a molepiece
2. My boss is a molepiece
3. Suck my molepiece
4. Complete molepiece
Molepiece by Spudmund December 14, 2012