Moist Robe

What you call you're sleeping garments when you wake up wet and have no idea why.

Vinnie woke up with a moist robe and a devastating headache.

by zbastardman March 4, 2020

MoistEsskay

Usually an annoying Indian who takes things to fair.

Boy 1 "Oi look at this skin its MoistEsskay"
Boy 2 "Are you being Racist"

by KatieJonesThick May 10, 2020

Moisés

El que puede abrir las aguas

Random person: aber abre las awas
Moisés: Nooooo

by Rols June 13, 2020

Moisterous

An extremely loud and excitable female

Shannon was very moisterous this morning

by HomerJSimpson August 3, 2020

moistment

Ointment that makes you moist

I sure could use some moistment right now

by Scalli September 20, 2020

Moist Humping

The act of having traditional intercourse but it ends prematurely without climax due to one of the members participating having deep thoughts about pegging Matthew McConaughey.

I was totally Moist Humping this chick but I couldn't finish due to my thoughts about Matthew McConaughey.

by KL_12345 October 31, 2020

Moist Humping

The act of having sexual intercourse but no one climaxes due to thoughts of pegging Matthew McConaughey.

I was Moist Humping this check but couldn't finish due tothe thoughts of pegging Matthew McConaughey running through my head.

by KL_12345 October 31, 2020