by ziggle September 12, 2008
by tomcon5 December 19, 2009
When you find out you are about to get drug tested and you drink CERTO fruit pectin mixed in gatorade. If you time it correctly, your system will temporarily make your piss read clean on a urine test.
I applied for a job, but they require employees to pass a drug test. Looks like Ima have to initiate Certo Mode.
Friend 1: Idk what to do bro, my parents found a pack of joint papers in my car. I might be fucked.
Friend 2: They might drug test you. Wanna run to WalMart and get some gatorade? You might have to initiate Certo Mode.
Friend 1: Idk what to do bro, my parents found a pack of joint papers in my car. I might be fucked.
Friend 2: They might drug test you. Wanna run to WalMart and get some gatorade? You might have to initiate Certo Mode.
by hiddenvalleyfaith February 28, 2019
Johan is defined as fierce, beastly, and untamed. Mode is defined as a way of operating or using a system, So to be in Johan mode is to go hard, not allowing anything to stop or deter you from your mission . Basically, this means when someone’s in Johan mode, they are not to be fucked with!
by ZaleDH October 05, 2020
by gremlin69420 January 24, 2023
An attitude of a polished chick, the way she carries herself. A diva in training not quite there yet maybe cuz of age, affiliation or lack of experience.
She was in diva mode!
by Thadondiva September 07, 2007
After a heavy meal during a lunch break (usually 60 minutes), one would return to there work desk.
Shortly after sitting down, tiredness would kick-in and prevent you from doing any work.
Thus entering Siesta Mode.
Times can vary, normally Siesta Mode peaks after 2pm.
Shortly after sitting down, tiredness would kick-in and prevent you from doing any work.
Thus entering Siesta Mode.
Times can vary, normally Siesta Mode peaks after 2pm.
Guy1 - That was a textbook lunch from the pub
Guy2 - Tell me about it!
Guy1 - Proper Siesta Mode now!
Guy2 - True, think I will lie down on my keyboard now.
Guy2 - Tell me about it!
Guy1 - Proper Siesta Mode now!
Guy2 - True, think I will lie down on my keyboard now.
by Avi-man December 09, 2009