milf-nip

The term milf-nip describes a guy that has rugged features, but still maintains a cute, innocent look that makes older women feel compelled to corrupt him or treat him like a son, albeit in a sexual way. He is the milf version of catnip. This adorably manly aura also has similar effect on women his own age.

He looks like a nice piece of milf-nip; I just want to tuck him into bed, kiss his forehead and then fuck his innocence away.

by the agitator August 26, 2013

milf magic

when someone has a child and becomes hotter

guy 1: yo that chick became hot when she had a kid

guy 2: that’s milf magic bro

by basedmp3 January 27, 2021

Budget Milf

A milf that is generally younger than 25, and will disappoint you by not coming with all the benefits of sleeping with a milf

Jack: “the gluck gluck 9000 was painful and it was traumatic, she was such a budget milf

by TheCousin127 May 22, 2021

MILF Man

a bro who is younger than you that refers MILFS of his dates to date you.

Kevin: Hey buddy how’s Suzy’s mom lookin?

Chris: Oh Dude, total MILF I’ll hook you up!

Kevin: thanks MILF Man!

by TedEye November 11, 2017

MILF Mustache

When a hot MILF gives you head and you blow your load on her upper lip.

She got me there and at the last second pulled off.... total MILF mustache!

by QAnont August 24, 2020

Milf sex

Something I wanna have

Hey dude do u wanna milf sex

by MilfL0ver3000 August 26, 2022

Milf of Legends

An official sex tournament that doesn’t care if your straight or not,and people are eating it up like fortnite rule34

Guy:hey dude,you want to play some COD? Other guy:NO DUDE IM LATE FOR THE ANNUAL MILF OF LEGENDS TOURNAMENT!

by Evilerskull September 16, 2018