Gurp Method

A gambling method designed to exploit statistical loopholes in games of chance, ensuring a 95% success rate with occasional significant payouts. It combines advanced predictive algorithms, pattern recognition, and progressive risk management to consistently outperform standard odds.
Tony created the Gurp Method to be able to pay off his college debt
by goiines December 26, 2024
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Thumb Method

When you jerk off over your pants using just your thumb. This is commonly used by those who have an inability to release sperm.
When I was sleeping with my parents in third grade, I used the thumb method so I could get off without them knowing.
by October 06, 2020
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“The Method”

verb.

When playing the basketball game 2k, in “3s” you make a back door cut as soon as the ball is checked up

Fries before burger

Baccarat infinite money glitch, bet on banker 100% of the time.
Oh my god! “The Method” is too op for kramer in 2k! I (Ori) get a free assist every time!
by Origami21 January 08, 2024
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Willems' Method

Medical process, wherein a mammal after urination pushes two fingers into the perineum (or taint) to release any remaining drops of urine from their urinary tract. This method is named after James Willems, of funhaus who pioneered the practice.
Bruce: Anyone have that problem where after you pee a little comes out and you pissed a little in your underwear?
Lawrence: Dude, you gotta use the Willems' Method or you're gonna smell like piss all day!
by ossur July 14, 2020
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Jackoff Method

What a person does to make someone else unable to use hunting equipment
I used the Jackoff method on my hunting equipment so he is unable to use it
by February 11, 2022
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stuporior method

A narcissistic way of doing something that the individual
believes is infinitely superior, which is actually quite
stupid.
Daniel mortgaged his home to play his new can't miss
stock market system, and soon declared bankruptcy.
That's what I call a stuporior method.
by goldandsilverowner August 14, 2010
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Archoleo-Botond-Method

The principle of approach every question with the counter question "Can we use nukes to solve it?"
"So, what will we do about the famine?"
"Archoleo-Botond-Method for the win! That way noone will feel hungry anymore!"
"Yes... But I have some concerns..."
"Nothing a nuke can't solve!"
by Nihilux July 04, 2024
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