Tits Mental

To go absolutley aff yer heid mental. Cuttin loose, wi nae regard for the consequences.

I cannae wait for the end of this lockdown pish; I'm gonna go absolutely tits mental.

by Bunyano March 28, 2021

Fat Guy Mentality

A mindset that is either incredibly self destructive or highly manipulative

Guy 1: Casey pretended he was homeless so a random guy in the street would buy him a frosty from Wendy's

Guy 2: Wow, that sounds like a serious case of Fat Guy Mentality, or FGM

by scrunch&sniff October 1, 2019

Middle Infielder Mentality

Analytical preparedness, gritty determination, assertiveness, effectiveness, mental and
physical toughness with confidence; an innate ability to confidently complete any
assigned task with a positive work ethic.

My most desired characteristic in a new employee is a middle infielder mentality.

by AuburnDoc July 13, 2021

Ballon D’Or Mentality

Elite way of thinking that leads to dominating the opponent.

Adrian: Bro I went on an absolute bender last night and I lost my soul! But I aced the exam the next day!

Gabe: Brooo you have the Ballon D’Or mentality!

by Eatspeedrecords October 10, 2022

Mentional Liar

You mention something that you are serious about, but don't ever follow through with it.

Dad: Lets go to on vacation (completely serious tone)
Daughter: OK WHERE!?
Dad: Las Vegas
Daughter: when?
Dad: maybe next year
...3 years later...
Daughter: You are a Mentional Liar!! For the last 3 years you said that we could go to Vegas!

by Crazy Kim May 12, 2010

Mental Landmine

A cute girl u think is normal and hook up with only to realize she is screwed up in the head. they are virtually undetectable at first glance. Red flags include; talking about her father when she is naked, weird fetishes, asking what number personality you are, if she tells you she is psychic or compares her psychic abilities to others, etc . no matter how hot she maybe be aware of the possible mental landmine that can/will ruin a perfectly good hook up.

A: I just hooked up with Halley

B: Good Shit she was cute.

A: Nah, she started crying about her body issues and her horoscope halfway through sex. Totally ruined it for me.

B: now that's a Mental Landmine

by juan the don October 6, 2010

Mental Boner

Thinking of naughty things you could do to a girl without popping a boner.

Gabe: "Dude look at Amber dance."
John: "Yo! I had a Mental Boner looking at her."

by Candles18 July 9, 2011