Lacing Up

Staying the night at an attractive young lady's house (who happens to have the IQ of a goldfish, and is dating you). Then, breaking up with her the next morning, after a night full of sticky fingers, and play. Oh, and of course, board games. And Twister. And of course, youth group the next morning. And baking cookies. And lying on the couch. And we cant forget all of her friends coming over. And lastly, her orgasming so hard that her newly died, stapled in hair flies out.

Wow. Garrett's gonna have a long night. Hes Lacing Up.

by Us People June 11, 2006

laying pipe

A term used in TV writing. It's things that you wouldn't actually say in life, but they say it on TV to help you understand what's happening in the story.

A character saying, "You're my sister and I love you...", so that we understand that she is the character's sister is laying pipe.

by Bama Self June 17, 2006

BROSAMA BIN LADIN

DIS WHEN U GETTIN YOUR DICK SUCKED DEN YO HOMMIE ROLLS UP AND BRAKES IN AND ASKS U IF U WANNA GET YO DICK SUCKED HWILE GETTING YO DICK SUCKED AND THEN HE GOES DOWN ON YALL WITH YO GIRL N MAKES U KILL YOURSELF

YO DID U HEAR LIL TYRSSE BROSAMA BIN LADIN'D TYRONE LAST NIGTH WHILE LAQUISHA WAS SUCKIN HIS DICK?

by wat u wnt nigga October 19, 2010

Kemps Landing Magnet School

Kemps Landing Magnet School is a place where the smart people are segregated from everyone else. However, there are a great many exceptions to the 'smart' bit. Many people believe that the principal, Mrs. Riesbeck, is a man. Like Ann Coulter. There has been a recent attempt by the School Board to desegregate the school and merge it with a normal public school, but it was voted down.

People say that Kemps Landing Magnet School is the most sheltered middle school in the city. And they're right.

by you'll never know. December 24, 2008

Avril Lavinge

An annoying fuck that makes 12 year old girls say "Omfg Avril laveen iz da best rawk star evur!" And calls out to lesbians by singing "Hey hey! You you! I wan't to be your girlfriend!"

"I threw up yesterday because I saw Avril Lavinge in my dreams."

by A.m.b.e.r.. December 16, 2008

Leading some one on

Saying your going to do something sexual then change your mind or not do it

Carly: I wanna suck your dick
John:Saturday night?
Carly:sounds good

10 minutes later

Carly:I don't want to do that
John:but u said u will
Carly: sorry I lied

Lieing about leading some one on

by Ur mum is gay March 21, 2019

Laming

Naming something in a very lame way.

Did you hear that Rao's Talkhaus is making a sequel to A Super Mario Thing? Hope the level names are better than some of those in the first game... You can't just go laming a level anything you want, you know!

by iFeedTheMonkeys March 30, 2011